By using this wiki you agree that…

You will maintain astronomically high grades

You will be a model student at all times, including during sleep, naps, and any unconscious states.

You will finish all homework before it is even assigned, ideally through sheer academic prophecy.

You will never procrastinate, except for extremely important tasks such as rearranging pencils by emotional vibe. You will raise your hand before thinking, just to be safe.

You will not complain about the rules, even though they are clearly constructed by someone who hasn’t slept since the Paleolithic era.